12/27/2023 0 Comments Fateful findings![]() ![]() His best friends look like a bouncer and a former participant in some aspect of the adult entertainment field. Even though they never actually meet at the hospital he does invite her to a cookout later in the movie. He is hit by a car and, while in the hospital, almost reconnects with his childhood girlfriend. Dylan is a successful computer expert and writer of novels (but not, apparently, a novelist) who is suffering from a bad relationship with his pill-popping girlfriend. Unfortunately, for the viewer, the super telekinetic powers he finds don’t include the ability to make a coherent movie. Neil Breen wrote, directed, edited and catered the film, and he also plays the main character of Dylan who, as a child, finds something that affects his fate (thus the title). Plot lines are left dangling, characters walk through scenes delivering poorly written dialog in the worst, most wooden way possible. It’s hard to describe what the movie is actually about. They wanted to get out in front of any “cult” status this movie may attain. The worst movie ever made is Neil Breen’s “Fateful Findings.” This movie had it’s world premiere at the 2013 Seattle International Film Festival. And the bad movie aficionados will pull up films like “Manos: The Hands of Fate” or “Troll 2” or even “The Room” but they are all wrong. Everyone feels they have seen bad movies. When you tell people that they’re about to see the worst movie ever made, no one believes you.
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